how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Is this the way tumblr does it or…
omfg ACCURATE
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mum: are you ready to go
me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself
mum:
me:
mum:
me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read
Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.
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An entire chapter of Harry Potter written under the stairs.
FEELS.
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“I am a libble libing boy!”
HAHAHAHAHA
Harry Potter Gif Challenge
The 3rd gif in your folder is you getting your acceptance letter
The 12th is you when you enter Diagon Alley
The 13th is you saying goodbye while getting on the train
…
The 20th is you meeting new friends
Oh yeah!
The 4th is you getting sorted
Please, not Slytherin.
The 10th is you eating at the feast
The 9th is you during all your classes
Does this mean I’m smart?
The 21st is you passing end of year exams
The 34th is you leaving for summer holidays
The 30th gif is your reaction once you realize Harry got a better grade in Defense against the Dark Arts than you
The 40th in your folder is your reaction when Snape praises you
The 51st is how you looked when you saw Harry on your doorstep
The 35th in your folder is the person who waits for you in the Room of Requirement
and we’ll talk about Pigfarts all day long
The 17th in your folder is the Death Eater you killed in the Battle of Hogwarts
No, not John!
The 8th in your folder is the face you saw on Professor Quirrell’s head
I guess now we know why John became a death eater
The 47th and 16th are your lovable sidekicks
yay!
but… I killed him… or is it zombie John? cause I’m cool with that.
The 7th is your Slytherin enemy
Noo!
The very last gif is yourself
This makes me very happy.
Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
NCIS Fans wake up to a Gibbs head slap and “Grab your gear.”
House Fans wake up to a medical files been thrown at them with clever remarks and insults.
Starkid fans find themselves in a very similar situation as the Potterheads, only is everything just funnier, sings everybody about their live and can’t you go 2 minutes without hearing dirty/nasty stuff.
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keeping tradition by Koolaid-Girl
Stylized, colourful, and done with MS paint!!
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
